Cary Cartter for President
January 6th, 2007 . by CaryWrite me in, folks. I’ll have the papers filed shortly.
This is the post that led to this decision. It’s on Jenn’s blog, and there is some language involved.
I can hear you wondering, “Cary, what do you know about running the country?”
I know enough not to let armed invaders get away without some ventilated clothing.
I know enough not to let non-citizens claim rights under our constitution.
I know enough not to allow illegal immigrants to benefit from the hard work of the American citizens and legal immigrants.
I know enough to actually assign jobs to people trained in the area, and then get the h3ll out of their way while they do the job to the best of their ability.
I know enough that unless this country gets a leader with the intestinal fortitude to actually lead this country instead of letting other country’s public opinion dictate the leaders’ actions, this country won’t exist for very long.
Mr. Bush, with all respect due to the office you are holding, you aren’t doing the job I voted for you to do. Get your act together. When I take office, I will need to get a lot done real quick, and I would rather not have to un-do everything you’ve done.
Cabinet and support staff position candidates, please leave a comment briefly outlining your beliefs and abilities. My press secretary will be Texas Fred – because he won’t put up with any crap – from the MSM or from me. All other positions (with the exceptions of First Lady, First Daughter, and First Dogs/Cats) are open.
Don’t worry, Liberals will have a place in my administration also – after all, without bad examples, the rest of the country would have to make the same mistakes they did.
I promise to look after THIS country’s best interests first. Yes, there will be some hard rows ahead, but what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.
I will post my dirty secrets here, so there won’t be any “shocking discoveries” made later.
Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, support the Freedom Project, and write in Cary Cartter for President in 2008!
Uh… Press Sec??
I really want to be Sec/Def… I love to blow stuff up, and I know a little bit about war fighting, and thats more than the yahoos in there now know…
How about we combine that position?
“I attacked them. Questions?”
“Yes – why?”
“Because they pissed me off. Next?”
Keep me in mind Cary when you appoint the UN Rep..
Day 1
Mr Bushwack enters the chamber
Loudspeaker:
“Shots fired, Shots fired”
Loudspeaker”
“Attention in the Building, Iran/North Korea/Saudi Arabia/Mexico and France, will be needing to send another delegate.”
I don’t know the name of the position but I want to be the one that transfers certain government entities and offices to the private sector.
From there they can sink or swim utilizing the rules of capitalism. That is, Provide goods and services, make a profit and pay employees from the proceeds.
Can’t say as we’d need a UN delegate once the buildings are sold off to pay the City of New York for the back-due tickets from all the “diplomatic” screw-ups. How’s about the position of “UN Clean-Up” – you know, remove all traces of that operation from the nation?
prying1 – you got it. “Secretary of Privatization” – that’ll look good on your resume.
Perhaps GUNZ and I could be joint Det Cmdrs at Camp David. Not bad duty for a couple of Leathernecks; I hear there’s great hunting and fishing there……
I was thinking you and Gunz would like to help Fred in the combined Press/Def position!
But heck, since we’re combining and removing extra personnel, I don’t see why you two couldn’t run the Camp AND help Fred!
I want in!! Research. That’s me. If it’s there, I’ll find it.
Hmmmm…. the CIA and FBI could use a little liason person. Hell, lets just combine the two and put me in charge. It’s too damn top heavy anyway. I’ll start with clean up and then work from there.
Can we outlaw political correctness too?
ABSOLUTELY!!!!
Sues – Sec/Research. First – research getting the US off foreign sources of power. Second – research a place to bury all the environmentalists who can’t see the sense in using our own resources.
I think Mr. Gibbs will be helping you with the second one.
I also need a Sec/Energy – no ties to or investments in BigOil, because oil will of necessity become a secondary source of power. Thermal, solar, and wind power will become the primary sources, simply because the subsidies for oil will be reallocated. Any takers?
Oh, and a Security Commander. Not for me, but to escort all the treasonous jerks out of the country after they have been tried for sedition. Yes, this means you, Jeanine. I think Iraq needs you.
he, he, he. The Mojave Desert is a big place….
I could use the area for my first wind power plant as well. Literally killing two birds with one stone.
Ooh, good choice, Sues. And no one around for miles to be bothered by the equipment…
Can I be the “do nothing and still get paid” person? We have lots of ’em now, so why can’t I be one too? 🙂
You need a campaign manager Cary so we can get the word out and get you elected. This is America damn it! I want it back!
Sorry, Kate – the idea here is less people – get more work done. As you can see above, I’ve already combined several positions.
I do, however, seem to need a campaign manager/professional worrier. First item: funding. Can you get started on that one?
(thanks, sues!)
I’m in, just let me be the Chaplain/Staff Clergy and I’ll be happy. Press on!
You got it, Jay. I’ll probably end up needing several clergy, considering where the office is…
🙂