[exterior shot, workman using jig saw to cut soft metal library rail. suddenly, the saw breaks apart in the workman’s hand, not causing injury, but by the look on his face there is concern. female walks into scene.]

female: “What was that?”

workman: “My jig saw just … well, broke.”

female: “Do you have another?

workman: “Nope – should have been using my hacksaw, I just figured this would be faster. I sure didn’t expect it to break like that.”

female: [hands a credit card to workman] “Here, can you get me an ice tea while out getting a new saw? On me, of course.”

[fade out, with camera locked on workman’s stunned face]