Red Friday
February 15th, 2008 . by Cary
I am looking very stylin’ in my “Patriot” shirt today.
With a few errands to run while TMBWitW is enjoying her vacation time, I came home to this e-mail from my cousin:
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“I ran over my brother because the voices told me to.”
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March———I karate chopped
April———I licked
May———–I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———-I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—–I danced with
October——-I sang to
November——I yelled at
December——I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01——-a birdbath
02——-a monster
03——-a phone
04——-a fork
05——-a snowman
06——-a gangster
07——-my mobile phone
08——-my dog
09——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19——-a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———-because I’m NOT crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple——–because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!
Now type out the sentence you ended up with. Leave it here in a comment for me, and/or send it on to everyone you wish to annoy.
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Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!
Sir, Yes Sir!!!
I smelled my best friends’ boyfriend because I’m a Ninja!
Good Grief, but that would explain so much…….you do know how to brighten up one’s day! lol
I think it would have brightened everyone’s day even more if you had said “…because I can’t control myself.”
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Thanks for stopping by to be brightened, Loon!
Now how could I have possibly said such a thing? When Loons aren’t wearing clothes we’re still covered by feathers………you wouldn’t want me to lie, would you? Would you?
No, I wouldn’t want you to lie, Loon.
I forgot about the feathers!
“I licked a noodle because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.”
Dang; that sounds like some drug induced hippie stuff. Still funny though.
That does sound drug induced, doesn’t it? Very funny. Thanks for stopping by my little backwater…