Red Friday
February 29th, 2008 . by Cary
Well, my cousin didn’t come through with any funnies this week, so I will end the week with the request that you click the logo above, and buy a red shirt to wear on Fridays. I have my “Rolling Thunder” on, and feel rather sporty…
Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!
Here is a funny for you to enjoy, Cary:
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital and timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name of the patient, and the room number?”
The grandmother, in a weak, tremulous voice, said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.” After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news! Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”
The grandmother said, “Thank you. That is so wonderful! God bless you for the good news.”
The operator said, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one around here tells me shit.”
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Hope it’s acceptable, sir.
I will have to try that the next time I’m in the hospital and they aren’t telling me anything!
Hope your weekend was a good one, Loon!