Thank You, America
July 2nd, 2008 . by Cary
My fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.
I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.
And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.
Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.
I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.
Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.
Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.–author unknown
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This one is pretty funny but it hits too close to home for the Obama supporters.
On the city-data.com forum – http://www.city-data.com/forum/2008-presidential-election/348496-thank-you-letter-obama-3.html – Jojo7 wrote concerning this piece, “Intelligent Obama supporters not only laugh at this “non-fact” based joke letter but most of all, laugh at you. It’s easier to trash the person you don’t support as you go to great lengths constructing a letter to trash someone instead of using your intelligence to write something positive about the person you do support. It’s both sad and pathetic!”
prying1 sez:
“No sense of humor on the left!!!”
Well, isn’t jojo7 a ray of sunshine?
The problem is, they are all verifiable facts…
Good times for all!!! I get real healthy on that bike….. they’s comin for us!!
Yeah, gotta get in shape – slow moving targets are too easy to hit…
Looks like Barack Hussein Obama summed himself up wonderfully and accurately. But that’s what makes comedy actually funny: irony and truth.
BZ
Ain’t that the truth, BZ?
Kinda scary, though, what a lot of voters are willing to set aside to get this guy in the White House – oops, will that be a racist remark if he gets elected?
You have three real choices:
1. Barack Hussein Obama
2. John McCain
3. No confidence
So which one is it?
I am NOT voting for Obama.
I still have confidence in the PEOPLE of America.
In order to buy time to get a truly conservative and non-socialist president, I will be holding my nose and voting for McCain.
In your list Rodolfo I only see one real choice. Number one is a joke. Number three is only for those who have fallen to the depths of despair. So that leaves us number two.
There are many good reasons to vote for John McCain and only a few good reasons not to. – Show me anyone who is perfect for the job (Besides Cary Cartter) and I’ll find someone who will disagree with your assessment.
I will join Prying 1 and write in Cary. And he spells his last name with two “t’s,” not one like another Carter we don’t speak of.
Cary, my Marine friend and brother in Christ, have a wonderful fourth.
Thank you both for your encouragement. Believe me, if it were possible, I would assume that mantle and get this country back on track.
Cary, it is possible. But who in his right mind would want this job? Not saying that you are not in your right mind. I totally understand. If not for my faith in the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, I would join Daniel Baldwin and leave this country if Obama wins. Not really.