The "O" Word
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Unedited Target Photo

October 6th, 2011 . by Cary

Last week, there was some discussion about the First Wooky “Lady” shopping at Target, like all us regular folk (except those of us who prefer supporting locally owned businesses) and whether or not the photo was “staged” for the AP “photographer” who just happened to be in the right place at the right time at the right angle with the right lighting to “snap” a photo of epic importance – the First Wooky “Lady” is out and away from Secret Service! – and don’t mind the fact that she is portrayed as carrying her own bag while pushing an empty cart back to the doors.

I know, it’s totally fake, right?

All that said, the discussion soon turned (on conservative, truth-seeking blogs, anyway) to whether or not the picture was even authentic. I have here evidence that the shot was photoshopped:

Thanks to Lucianne.com for allowing this blatant borrowing of the picture.

Almost forgot! Gotta put this in there somewhere …

Chat ya later…

cary

Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!

Happy Little Greeting Card

September 29th, 2011 . by Cary

Hey, Obama(THHO)! Here’s a greeting card you will probably be seeing a lot of real soon – I’m going to make sure your media skimmers see it as often as possible:

Many, many thanks to Dr. Bill Smith of the ARRA News Service.

Chat ya later…

cary

Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!

Sometimes, It Happens

September 8th, 2011 . by Cary

I arranged for two days of vacation this week – tomorrow and Saturday. I have tickets for the family for Legoland. The plan? Drive to Carlsbad, spend time at Legoland, spend the night at a hotel near Calrsbad, and drive home Saturday.

Then, somebody in Yuma triggered an “event” on the power grid.

That event triggered a blackout covering San Diego and the surrounding area.

That blackout strained the San Onofre nuclear plant, causing it to shut down, and powering down the area a bit north of San Diego.

The one little item that haunts me right now is that I passed on the $8.00 “just in case” insurance for the hotel (prepaid! on hotwire!) in case something happened and we were not able to use the hotel for the night we paid for …

Called my friend Doug over in that area. He called the Denny’s in Carlsbad – they never answered the phone. Not a good sign.

SomeOne has a very finely tuned Sense of Humor.

… sigh …

Chat ya later…

cary

Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!

Ending The Racist Claims

September 1st, 2011 . by Cary

So, like many in this post-racial world we live in, you have probably been called a racist for disagreeing with the policies and actions of a certain current pResident. Also like many in this post racial country we live in you are probably sick and tired of being called racist for disagreeing with actions – since when did actions become a race? Never fear – Bubba has posted the solution, with the inspiration of his evidently deeply thoughtful, freedom-loving, anthem-singing, allegiance-pledging, gun-toting, socialist-hating, moonbat-slappin’, troop-lovin’, right wing extremist and highly philosophical wife – the addition of letters in parentheses after Duh Won’s name, in order to clarify. Much like the muslims (and the dhimmi leftards who couldn’t see the forest for all the leaves that have fallen on them whilst standing at the edge of said forest waiting for someone to tell them what to see) who follow every utterance of mohammed with “(pbuh)” which they claim is “peace be upon him” but which we know as “piss be upon him”, from this point forward in order to appease the liberals, lefties, and other assorted brain dead media representatives, I will be referring to the pResident as Obama(THHO). That way, I cannot be called racist, since I am denigrating The Honky Half Only.

Bubba and wife, you two are doing a great service for us all. Thank you.

And a big tip of the hat to Bushwack for allowing me to find Bubba’s wisdom today.

Chat ya later…

cary

Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!

Ooh – Pick Me!

August 18th, 2011 . by Cary

Have you seen the attempt at publicity that Jersey (S)hore and Abercrombie & Fitch have thought up? Seems A&F wants to “pay” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (and his fellow cast members) to not wear their brand – because all the attention that Mike brings to the brand through his “show” is unwanted.

Right.

I have an idea, and it might relieve some of the financial strain around the homestead here in Glendale – what if I threatened to start wearing A&F clothes? You want an undesirable amount of publicity? Let the “cool” “hip” and “in” crowds get a load of an overweight, out of shape, conservative old white guy wearing the latest styles – that‘ll get the money rolling in to not wear a brand!

Wait a minute – I just had a thought. A&F want to advertise their graphic tees but then they use these skinny little kids that the shirts just hang on, and you don’t really see the graphic very well. What if I offered to start modeling for them? I could fill out their shirt, and show them every piece of the graphic – there wouldn’t be any folds on the shirts, that for sure! Hey, Abercrombie & Fitch, how’s about that deal?

How’s about a graphic tee spread across that belly?

Contact information is in the sidebar, Mike Jeffries, Mr. CEO of A&F. I’ll be waiting for your offer, one way or the other!

Chat ya later…

cary

Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!

disclaimer and apology to regular readers – yes, that is an old picture. i am at 250+ in that shot. i am currently floating round 214-216. and all the quotations were a special gift for the city of phoenix prosecutor, mr. tuttleman. that is all.

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