Coupla things on this fine Thursday morning – first,
Aliens are coming to Earth on FRIDAY and abducting all the good looking and sexy people.
Just wanted to givve you a heads up on why my blog will be inactive…
Second, a blonde joke from a fellow Deacon:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then -” he said with a deep sigh,
“- let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”
Chat ya later…
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When you wake up in the morning to the sound of a cat depositing a hairball on the floor next to your bed, and then get to clean up the cat puddle on the bathroom floor, nothing else can happen to dampen your spirits …