Have you seen the attempt at publicity that Jersey (S)hore and Abercrombie & Fitch have thought up? Seems A&F wants to “pay” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (and his fellow cast members) to not wear their brand – because all the attention that Mike brings to the brand through his “show” is unwanted.

Right.

I have an idea, and it might relieve some of the financial strain around the homestead here in Glendale – what if I threatened to start wearing A&F clothes? You want an undesirable amount of publicity? Let the “cool” “hip” and “in” crowds get a load of an overweight, out of shape, conservative old white guy wearing the latest styles – that‘ll get the money rolling in to not wear a brand!

Wait a minute – I just had a thought. A&F want to advertise their graphic tees but then they use these skinny little kids that the shirts just hang on, and you don’t really see the graphic very well. What if I offered to start modeling for them? I could fill out their shirt, and show them every piece of the graphic – there wouldn’t be any folds on the shirts, that for sure! Hey, Abercrombie & Fitch, how’s about that deal?

How’s about a graphic tee spread across that belly?

Contact information is in the sidebar, Mike Jeffries, Mr. CEO of A&F. I’ll be waiting for your offer, one way or the other!

Chat ya later…

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disclaimer and apology to regular readers – yes, that is an old picture. i am at 250+ in that shot. i am currently floating round 214-216. and all the quotations were a special gift for the city of phoenix prosecutor, mr. tuttleman. that is all.